AMONG SHADOWS (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} amongshadows) wrote,@ 2004-04-06 16:11:00 |
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Dear LOUD Ass Mother Fucker!
I understand that you feel the need to compensate for the inadequate size of your peen with a straight-pipe, tuned-for-extra-noise rolling temper tantrum. And, fer sure, the rest of us lowly civilians with an unnatural need to sleep at 3:00 in the FUCKING morning are in utter and complete awe of your noise generating capabilities. Clearly you are, by a long shot, the loudest and most impressive monkey in the jungle. And PUH-LEEEEESE don't give me that infantile crap about how "loud pipes save lives". By that rationale, drivers of small cars should be leaning on their horns while driving to alert other traffic of their weasly little presence. By the way, did you ever notice that most of your noise cone is BEHIND your fucking motorcycle, rendering it pretty useless as an early warning system??? The only way that somebody ahead of you is going to hear your bike is by bouncing your noise pollution off the wall of an apartment building or some other civilian structure populated by small-minded folks who wonder why your personal enjoyment should be more important the need for reasonable calm of EVERYBODY ELSE in a four block radius. Nope, the only reason why you have tweaked your bike to emit on average 150-200 ear bleeding decibels while idling is that you want to draw attention to your pathetic, insecure, socially retarded self. Me, me, me! Pay attention to ME! I am loud! Yeah! I am really LOUD! This Goes for All operators of boom (Loud Stereos) cars (by the way, FUCK YOU TOO)
I understand that you feel the need to compensate for the inadequate size of your peen with a straight-pipe, tuned-for-extra-noise rolling temper tantrum. And, fer sure, the rest of us lowly civilians with an unnatural need to sleep at 3:00 in the FUCKING morning are in utter and complete awe of your noise generating capabilities. Clearly you are, by a long shot, the loudest and most impressive monkey in the jungle. And PUH-LEEEEESE don't give me that infantile crap about how "loud pipes save lives". By that rationale, drivers of small cars should be leaning on their horns while driving to alert other traffic of their weasly little presence. By the way, did you ever notice that most of your noise cone is BEHIND your fucking motorcycle, rendering it pretty useless as an early warning system??? The only way that somebody ahead of you is going to hear your bike is by bouncing your noise pollution off the wall of an apartment building or some other civilian structure populated by small-minded folks who wonder why your personal enjoyment should be more important the need for reasonable calm of EVERYBODY ELSE in a four block radius. Nope, the only reason why you have tweaked your bike to emit on average 150-200 ear bleeding decibels while idling is that you want to draw attention to your pathetic, insecure, socially retarded self. Me, me, me! Pay attention to ME! I am loud! Yeah! I am really LOUD! This Goes for All operators of boom (Loud Stereos) cars (by the way, FUCK YOU TOO)
